Twas the Night Before Christmas Blogger Style

Twas the Night Before Christmas and all Through the House,

Home Inspector Merry Christmas

Home Inspection Blog

Not a Creature Was Stirring, only Scott & His Mouse.
The stockings were hung and Me firm in My Chair,
In hopes that a blog post for my site will be there.

The Children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Key Words danced in my head.
Judy in her kerchief and me in my  cap,
She got tired of me posting & went to go take a nap.

When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk, well sorta…I am fatter.
Away to the Window, I Flew Like a Flash,
Cuz I tripped over my cord, fell and tore the sash.

The Moon on the Breast of the New Fallen Snow…
I’m just Kidding, This is Arizona…There is no Snow.
When what to my Wandering Eyes should Appear?
But a Miniature Sleigh and Eight Tiny Reindeer.  

With a little old Driver, so Lively and Quick
I grabbed my gun cause, it Can’t be ST Nick!
More Rapid than Eagles, his coursers they came,
And I thought to Myself, Why am I talking so lame?

I heard now Dasher, Now Dancer, Now Prancer and Vixen
On Commet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen
To the Top of the Porch, To the Top of the Wall,
I grabbed my Camera, so I could Capture it all.

And then in a Twinkling, I heard on my Roof,
The Prancing and Pawing of each Tiny Hoof.
As I pondered and worried how He Would Get Down,
Santa came Through My Front Door in One Single Bound.

He was all dressed in fur from His Head to his Feet
I figured, God He Must be Hot, in this Arizona Heat.
A Bundle of Toys He Had on His Back,
And I whooped out my smart phone as He opened His Pack.

His Eyes How they Twinkled! His Dimples..How Merry
And I thought My Next Blog Post could be very scary!
His Droll little Mouth was Drawn Up in a Bow,
How to write this for consumers, this I must Know.

He was Chubby and Plump, a Right Jolly Old Elf,
But I kept writing in Spite of Myself.
A Wink of His Eye and a Twist of His Head,
Soon Gave Me to Know, I Had Nothing to Dread.

He Spoke not a Word, but I went Straight to Work,
Writing my blog post, my Video…What a Christmas Perk!
And laying his Finger aside of his Nose,
I saw my Google rankings as they Rose.

He Sprang to His Sleigh, to His Team Gave a Whistle,
And Away They all Flew, Like the Down of a Thistles.
But I Heard Him Exclaim as He Drove Out of Site,
Good Luck on Your Web site
Merry Christmas and Good Night!!

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